Tom sent me a link to a kids' religion webpage, featuring Jesus-loving Lambuel. It's great because it's cuddly and cute, and presents theological arguments only kids could love. "Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they've got it all figured out...but then why are they always so sad?" Oh, that makes sense, I don't want to always be sad so I won't be Atheist. "Hey Habu...how many gods do you have? 'I don't know...I lost count!' Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?" Hey that's right, Hinduism doesn't make any sense! Haha, isn't this webpage funny and amusing? My favoriteist part is where they're like, "Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word. Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them." That's right, Atheists baaaad and dangerous. Good thing I'm Agnostic. Agnostics are furry and lovable!