Hey, waddup. I'm in pretty good spirits today, though freaking tired. Sadly, little Jenna didn't visit me...she must be overbooked. Such is the life of the infamous -- too many fans to stab all of them...in the spirit of stabbing things, I look forward to seeing KILL BILL this weekend, it promises to be bloody, stoopid and awesome.

Bloody stoopid awesome! Yeah!!!

I got a few positive emails from people saying they liked my Dirty Jokes! article. The other praise I've gotten regards my 'sarcastic' treatment of Jenna, which was, like the jokes article, done quickly and with little thought. Perhaps the best things in life are the ones done hastily. And perhaps, a maxim saved is a maxim you don't have to read. Mmm, Maxim.

I'd like to mention that my website is now getting a steady stream of hate mail regarding an article I wrote two years ago entitled "Superman Symbol: Mark of the Devil?"...and nobody is criticizing it because it is badly written, which would be my approach, but because they're shocked that I would say such unsanctimonious things about the Man of Steel. Hey guys...I'm KIDDING. Though he does uphold the status quo and is sometimes a self-richeous bastard, I think Kent's an okay guy. We hang out sometimes. It baffles me how people can go to what is obviously a humor site, and then take what it says dead-seriously. It's like they've missed the Noah's Ark of humor evolution and just don't get "this sarcasm thing." Geez, do you think Super Wal-Mart sells kryptonite for idiots?